Leave 'Em Laughing
Larry calls his retired, widowed mother in Boca...
L: Mom! How are you?
M: (heavy Brooklyn Jewish accent) Oh, alright. Everything is good except for the weakness.
L: Why are you weak, Mom?
M: Why? Because I haven't eaten in 35 days, that's why!
L: (becoming concerned) Mom, why haven't you eaten in 35 days???
M: In case my son should call...God forbid I should have my food in my mouth!
(Having been raised by a mother who is very likely of good German Jewish stock, I think I may rightfully use this one! ; )
L: Mom! How are you?
M: (heavy Brooklyn Jewish accent) Oh, alright. Everything is good except for the weakness.
L: Why are you weak, Mom?
M: Why? Because I haven't eaten in 35 days, that's why!
L: (becoming concerned) Mom, why haven't you eaten in 35 days???
M: In case my son should call...God forbid I should have my food in my mouth!
(Having been raised by a mother who is very likely of good German Jewish stock, I think I may rightfully use this one! ; )
posted by Cheryl at
3/27/2006 12:30:00 AM
1 Comments:
This sounds PRECISELY like something you'd say to Michael. Hell, if I wait too long to call you now that the BAGS are sharing information, you'd say that to me. ;-)
I'm going to print out the thing you wanted me to read yesterday because the print looks all weird and small. Will comment soon.
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Mocha, at March 27, 2006 12:54 PM
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