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Thursday, April 27, 2006

CIA Job Opening

An fun, little e-mail from a sexy, blonde, grandma co-worker that is too yummy not to share:

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,
interviews and tests were done, there were 3 finalists...
2 men and a woman


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside
this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent
said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into
the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with
tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't
kill my wife."


The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to kill
her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one
shot after another, eight in a row. They heard
screaming, crashing, and
banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet.


The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her
brow. "This gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I
had to beat him to death
with the chair."


Moral:

Never put a woman to the test.

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