Let's See if You Were Paying Attention

Which of the following is a bald-faced lie?

A. I have had such a bad day I should walk around with a BAG over my head !

B. I am a lesbian.

C. The Mistress, I mean the Mutt of this house is named Sadie.

Try not to read too much into it. There is a time limit. Pick up your pencils.

::clicks stopwatch::

Go!