You Have GOT to Read This

I think I'm in love with Liz, of Granny Gets a Vibrator fame. Really, you must stop by. Take a look at those strapping boys, Boy One and Boy Two. And don't miss the detour to Walks Downtown Unsupervised. The road less traveled and all that. My heart's a-pitter-patter. This woman is my own personal Xena!
::sigh::

Alright, so this is what my own personal Xena looks more like:


Didn't I tell you the bitch was a seductress?


Um, I really do have to get out more, and not to the dog park!